For over a decade, there have been reports and speculation that then-businessman Donald Trump – now the former president – spent the eve of the 2013 Miss Universe Pageant (which he owned) in Moscow in the company of at least two, possibly three, high-priced call girls. Further speculation has it that the alleged encounter at the posh Ritz-Carlton Hotel on Red Square was captured by surveillance cameras planted by Russia’s intelligence service, the FSB. If true, many believe Trump’s fear of exposure might explain his otherwise inexplicable “bromance” with Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, and the potential national security issues it raises.

As for the pen name Harry Alonzo Longabaugh, I suspect most readers will not recognize it. Yet, virtually everyone will know his nom de guerre. Check it out. I won’t spoil the surprise here.